Thank you, New Smarter-Than-Me-Phone

There were days when I used my old smarter-than-me-phone for its onboard LED flashlight more than for making phone calls.  I was rather surprised the first time I grabbed my new phone to use the flashlight.

I needed to download an app for operating the flashlight.

Fine.

I downloaded the app and used the light.

For the rest of day, every time I brought my smarter-than-me-phone’s screen to life, the same banner appeared.  The banner (from Support and Protection) assured me that my flashlight was not a threat.

Really?

Thank you, new smarter-than-me-phone.

--Mitchell Hegman