Our weather has taken a turn towards
frigid Arctic conditions. I am fully prepared
to spend a few solid days indoors.
Here is a list of things you might
expect from me as I ride out the cold weather:
- 70% chance of cleaning my oven
- More rocks cut in two
- Naps long enough to give me a bed-head
- More wandering around the house naked
- Add sub-notes to my two pads of existing notes to myself
- Practice my English accent on my houseplants: “El-low Begonia!”
- Write and launch a blog entry nobody understands after reading through a collection of Billy Collins poems.
- Capture a photograph of my 20 pounds of housecat ü
- Bake the huckleberry pie I prepared and froze in October
- Nap again (as an experiment to see if my hair will straighten out)
— Mitchell Hegman
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