Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

...because some of it is pretty and some of it is not.

Saturday, July 20, 2024

Proof of Idiocy

When working on any sort of construction project, I often “plan as I go.” In other words, I generally have no idea what I am doing, but I don’t let that slow me down—I just get to work and hope the details sort themselves out as the work unfolds.

I am currently fastening metal siding to an existing sauna down at the lakefront. It’s a little tricky because I am fastening to an uneven log structure. Naturally, I have had to do a lot of stopping and thinking, and I have also cut some weird pieces of wood to create points for fastening the metal to the uneven structure.

After cutting one short length of treated 2 x 4 material, I decided to clean up my “construction site” while I thought in depth about my next move. After about ten minutes of cleaning and pondering, I picked up my drill and some screws, thinking I would fasten in place the last length of treated 2 x 4 I’d cut. And that’s when it occurred to me that I’d pitched the piece I cut into the burn pile while cleaning.

Once again, we have firm proof that I am an idiot, likely in need of a better plan.

The Board I Needed

—Mitchell Hegman

No comments:

Post a Comment