Doctors Remove a Screwdriver from a Man’s Forehead

Okay, first of all, the guy is Polish.

I am Polish. 

We may not be the brightest bulbs in the pack.

So this Polish man wakes from falling on the ground while doing some work in his garden.  His head is pounding.  He walks to his car and looks at himself in the rear view mirror.  Yep—sure enough—a screwdriver is protruding from his forehead.

That’s a little weird!

He smokes a cigarette and then asks a neighbor to find a way to get him to the hospital.

The doctors remove the screwdriver.

The man smokes more cigarettes.

--Mitchell Hegman