Nine Practical Questions

·         How many wrong turns must you take before asking directions?

·         If you assembled a swing-set and discovered on completion that you neglected to use a handful of bolts…would you allow your children to use the set?  Would you allow your neighbors to use it?

·         Do you see a difference between “a race to the end” and “racing to the end?”

·         How many running chain saws are you willing to attempt juggling?

·         Have you every kissed someone angrily?  If yes…why did you do so?

·         When did you first understand that you were mortal?

·         Do you consider patronizing behavior merely annoying or is it ugly?

·         For what reasons have you intentionally lost board games or sporting events?

·         Are you opposed to a financial restructuring of your life?

--Mitchell Hegman