Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

...because some of it is pretty and some of it is not.

Sunday, August 23, 2020

List of Things I Will Not Do Anytime Soon

—Adopt a cat nicknamed “Scratcher”

—Open the lid on my septic tank just to see what is inside

—Sing the national anthem at a public event

—Post completed calculus functions of my refrigerator door

—Knit a sweater

—Adopt a dog nicknamed “Barky”

—Accurately balance my checkbook

—Open a repair shop for time-travel machines

—Wear matching socks for an entire month unbroken

—Stop making lists

Mitchell Hegman

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