UROLOGIST: You will need to ejaculate twenty times before we can test a sample to see if the vasectomy has been successful.
MAN:
That’s
a lot!
UROLOGIST: Well,
you can have protected sex with your wife.
Or, if need be, you may masturbate.
MAN: Seriously. So…you are telling me I have a perfectly
valid medical reason to masturbate?
UROLOGIST: Yes. I think that’s a fair statement.
MAN: Wait. We need to collect my wife so she can hear you. This is a once in a lifetime moment.
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