Signs of Maturity

Signs of Maturity:

• You spend several minutes debating which type of grass clippers are best.
• Going to bed for the night is based solely on time.
• You don’t want to see figure skaters fall on their ass.
• Swearing is the second thing to come to mind.
• You are an expert on mushroom identification.
• You plot calendars two years at a time and include dates for pumping out the septic system.
• The onus is on you.
• You dust the steps in your house once a week.
• You square-up mis-hung pictures in other people’s homes.

—Mitchell Hegman