I am about to give you the answer to a question. Before I do, I will give you a moment to grab a pencil and a sheet of paper so you can jot it down.
Okay, now that you are back,
let’s go for it.
The answer is: Mitch Hegman
And the question is: What kind
of moron knocks a bottle of red wine off an open endcap display and splats the
contents across the floor at the grocery store.
Weirdly enough, the bottle
bounced once (in rubber ball fashion) before shattering.
Immediately after breaking the
bottle, I ran down the nearest store employee and pointed out the mess. “I will pay for the wine,” I told the
man. “It’s alcohol abuse…and someone
should pay.”
“No need,” he assured me.
“Are you sure?”
“I’m sure.”
“Okay. Thank you.
My apologies.”
A Big Wine Splat (with a Skylight Reflection)
The Guilty Party
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