Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

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Wednesday, September 28, 2022

Stuff I Want to Invent

Following is a list of stuff I want to invent:

  • An app that locates the nearest available bathroom
  • A hammer that turns into nerf when you strike your thumb
  • A gun that shoots love rays
  • Water that won’t get important papers or electronics wet
  • Fairy dust that, when sprinkled on any product in a store, will turn the product into a helpful store employee
  • A pleasantly scented candle that drives spiders from your house

Mitchell Hegman

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