Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

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Saturday, September 17, 2022

Assembly Required

Desiree and I passed another relationship test.  I am talking about the kind of test that might deliver old friends into a fist fight.  That’s right, we assembled a piece of furniture that arrived as weird looking parts within a box that appeared impossibly small for such a large finished product. 

In this case, we needed to piece-together a plant stand comprised of seventy-some separate parts and thirty-some screws.  To make the project more interesting, the manufacturer provided us with a pair of black gloves and instructions in the form of illustrations without text.

For this project, Desiree assumed the position of boss and I provided labor.  She made the labor position more attractive by allowing me to skip at a wee dram of Scotch as I worked.  

The last time I attempted working with anyone on a similar project, my brother-in-law and put together an electric fireplace.  The instructions said we could complete the task in 45 minutes.  We finished three days after starting and had a lot of pieces left over.  Happily, we remained on speaking terms throughout.

Desiree and I managed pretty well on this project.  We constructed the plant stand in something near an hour and did so without a single snotty exchange.  Not only that, the stand turned out sturdy and square.

The gloves were of no help.



Desiree With Pieces Scattered on the Carpet



The Finished Product in the Sunroom

Mitchell Hegman

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