Text to Me: “Long time no see, do you have time to play golf tomorrow afternoon?”
My Response: “Wrong number?”
Text to Me (along with a sexy photo): “God, have you forgotten me? I’m Cindy, and this is
me.”
My Response: “I don’t remember you, and I’m not a very good
golfer, but I really want to go now.
Only thing is, you are going to need to clear it with my wife
first.”
No Further Messages.
—Mitchell Hegman
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