Some jigsaw puzzles should come with warnings.
A cartoon puzzle I completed a
couple weeks ago should have warned me (just to pique my interest) I would be
finding a tiny nude woman on the front cover of a magazine one of the
characters was reading.
“Well, I’ll be darned,” I said when
I snapped together the two pieces depicting the nude girl.
The puzzle I am piecing
together now also needs a warning.
This puzzle, purchased from
Costco, is a 1000-piece depiction of a Costco store. And the warning should to be this: WARNING:
THIS PUZZLE WILL MAKE YOU HUNGRY!
I keep seeing all kinds of
delicious food as I work on the thing.
After a few minutes of working on it, I am compelled to trot into my
kitchen and grab a snack from among the “grazing” goods I purchased at Costco
earlier this week.
The displays of chips have been
especially problematic.
—Mitchell Hegman
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