Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

...because some of it is pretty and some of it is not.

Monday, October 26, 2020

Rules For Safe (But Pleasurable) Operation

  • Think twice—act once
  • Read Steinbeck novels twice  
  • Mistrust running water
  • Don’t leave tools out in the rain
  • Kiss your lovey-dovey at every opportunity
  • Don’t randomly press red buttons
  • Assume the janitor is the smartest person in the room
  • Fill your child’s glass before filling your own
  • Don’t approach dogs on chains

Mitchell Hegman

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