Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

...because some of it is pretty and some of it is not.

Wednesday, December 7, 2022

Useless Attributes

Following is a list of useless attributes:

  • Wind-Resistant Chocolate
  • Pleasantly Scented Truck Tires
  • Threadless Screws
  • Flavored Suppositories
  • Gluten-Free Bowling Balls
  • Disposable Trash Bags
  • Freshness-Dated Pencils
  • Faux Magnets
  • Water-Soluble Roofing Materials

Mitchell Hegman

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