Here is a list of impractical solutions I would like to use at least once:
1. Defrost my old-timey upright
freezer by opening it up and shooting at the ice buildup with a BB gun.
2. Use a honey badger (instead
of my live traps) to catch mice in my house.
3. Beat the heat by crawling
into bed with two bags of frozen peas and one bag of frozen mango slices.
4. Balance my checking account
by choosing magic numbers I like (likely a series of eights).
5. Start a campfire with a flaming
arrow shot from a distance.
—Mitchell Hegman
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