I don’t know if there is rule on this anywhere, but there should be. I am talking about a rule governing the practice of drinking a glass of red wine as you sit on your sofa.
I am
not advocating something crazy such as banning the practice. I am, instead, suggesting rules should
establish what sort of clothing you wear when drinking red wine on the sofa.
Light
colors are out.
This
morning, I woke and pulled on the same light-colored shirt I wore last night as
I sat on the sofa sipping on wine. As
you can see by the photograph posted, I dribbled a fair amount of wine on the shirt.
This
is not a rare occurrence in Mitch-world.
I have stained more than my share of shirts over the years. I am seriously wondering if it might be time
for me to put the internet to work in finding a bib I can wear when I am
drinking red wine.
—Mitchell
Hegman
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