On a cardboard box: This container cannot be recyclized as aluminum.
On
duct tape: Do
not use this tape to secure live chickens to a post.
On a
set of Phillips screwdrivers: Not for internal use.
On a
chair: This chair is
not intended for use in taming lions.
On a
box of frosted corn flakes: A single serving of this product is not a substitute
for professional council in times of duress.
On a
hammer: Always play appropriate music when using this
tool.
On a
bottle of water: Do
not directly apply the contents of this bottle to energized electrical circuits.
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