Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

...because some of it is pretty and some of it is not.

Thursday, June 17, 2021

Contingency Plans

List of odd contingency plans:

  • Keeping dozens of eight track tapes in storage for any reason.
  • Always traveling with a hand truck so you are prepared if someone asks you to move a refrigerator.
  • Sleeping with a wooden stake on the night stand in event of a vampire attack.
  • Keeping an empty chest freezer in your garage in case you want to freeze a body.
  • Loading up your automobile’s first aid kit with coarse sandpaper.

Mitchell Hegman

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