Good to Know

• It’s okay not to like French toast.
• Never invest money with a man who speaks ill of giraffes.
• Don’t cook liver using a recipe that does not involve throwing out the liver in the end and eating everything else instead.
• In mechanics, matters of ethics involve grease and torque.
• When it comes to parasitic disease, you cannot always trust water, but beer and wine are safe.
• If stranded in the dark, don’t walk toward a pair of glowing eyes.
• The best cure for a bad golf swing is to go fishing.

—Mitchell Hegman