Stuff I Figured Out on My Own

• The trick to outliving your pet tortoise is not dying first.
• One roll of duct tape is required for every $1,200.00 of equipment or tool purchases. 
• Underwear is optional.
• Dancing beyond the edge of the dock is swimming.
• You are never too old to throw water balloons.
• You don’t need to stand next to someone to stand with them.
• Construction is 90% managing the mess you make.

—Mitchell Hegman